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Find a way of slipping in bomb and al qaeda.

Be careful how you use them though.

This tickles me everytime I read it.

Yemen is not a natural provider of office supplies to organisations such as synagogues in the Chicago area. Therefore, you might fondly imagine that the staff in the parcels offices in the capital, Sana'a, might have checked the despatches more closely before allowing them anywhere near an aircraft, cargo or passengers. But they didn't. (Nice one Simon)

To be fair to UPS (Why should I ?) the bomb was very well disguised, but Simon does make rather a valid point.

Next time you're on a passenger plane, think about the cargo that might be on board

Just working on a set of witness statement requests from UPS employees. Complete with e-mails from my first grievance. Lets see what they make of that. Will have to check whether a lack of response is contempt, but if they contradict the e-mails then that would be pergury.