Complete fantasy but here's a bit of a scenario that is likely to happen fairly soon.
Will UPS be able to keep it up in court?
You may pick a manager at random, we'll call him Walter Mitty.
Not entirely sure who holds the Spanish Inquisition in court but we'll call him Matthew.
Matthew - Mr Mitty, you submitted a statement to Mr Whitehead's grievance in which you denied that Mr. Whitehead had raised any integrity issues.
Mitty-that is correct
Matthew- why did you do that when there was e-mail evidence to prove Mr Whitehead right?
Mitty-what!
Matthew-sorry, dîdñt you understand the question?
Mitty- yes, I mean, no, she said that there was a collective denial. She never said that here was anything to prove he'd got any evidence.
Matthew-she?
Mitty-yes, HR,
Repeat with other Managers
Call HR
Matthew-you collated a series of statements in which the was an orchestrated denial that Mr Whitehead had raised any integrity issues.
HR-yes those were the instructions that I received. Chris Marchant chaired the grievance meeting.
Call Chris Marchant.
Matthew-you chaired the grievance meeting for Mr Whitehead
CM that's correct
Matthew-why did you accept all the notes and appendices when the was clear evidence to show that Mr whitehead was correct?
CM - UPS are always right, it was 7 Managers v. 1 supervisor.
Mathew- what about the up to date information that Mr Whitehead gave you on centreboards?
CM you expect us to believe that this evidence was genuine?
Matthew-did you prove it wasn't genuine? How can do deny this was true. They were all UPS reports that were used.
CM Errrrrrrrrrrr
Matthew-why was there no right of appeal given to Mr Whitehead, when your decision was obviously a sham? Or was it because it was a sham?
CM errrrrrrrrrrrr, I only held the meeting, HR made all the decisions and completed the paperwork.
Matthew-so you were just a puppet for HR?
CM Errrrrrrrrr.
Matthew - how can you ignore this as security manager?
CM this is what I was told to do. I am a mere functionary. Cue Yes minister sketch
cue you leaving court empty handed AGAIN
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