This raised a laugh the other day.
A little silver-haired lady calls her
neighbour and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer
jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Her neighbour
asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The little silver
haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster." Her
neighbour decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and
shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the
pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and
says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able
to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a
rooster." He takes her hand and
says,"Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and
then," he said with a deep sigh
"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."
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