Maps
Saturday, 28 June 2014
D. Zaphod Davis & Scott Beeblebrox
Zaphod: If there's anything around here more important than my ego, I want it caught and shot now!
Backing the wrong horse?
I was talking to a UPS employee the other night. She works at Dewsbury.
She was telling me that there was no change at Dewsbury. Everything was the same as it was when I was working there, part way through the conversation I realised that she had been interviewed in regard to my first grievance. She had denied any knowledge of a couple of things that I had quoted. They did not relate to anything that she had done wrong, just that she had discussed them with me.
Appendix 17
27th January 2011, approx 12.25
"No recollection of the statement or e-mail and so long ago does not have emails that old."
Maybe she didn't recall, or have the e-mail, but I had submitted a copy with my grievance.
Why haven't things changed? Employees are scared of being honest because of the retribution.
Note to UPS, we haven't received appendices 1 or 2 yet.
She was telling me that there was no change at Dewsbury. Everything was the same as it was when I was working there, part way through the conversation I realised that she had been interviewed in regard to my first grievance. She had denied any knowledge of a couple of things that I had quoted. They did not relate to anything that she had done wrong, just that she had discussed them with me.
Appendix 17
27th January 2011, approx 12.25
"No recollection of the statement or e-mail and so long ago does not have emails that old."
Maybe she didn't recall, or have the e-mail, but I had submitted a copy with my grievance.
Why haven't things changed? Employees are scared of being honest because of the retribution.
Note to UPS, we haven't received appendices 1 or 2 yet.
Promotion cutting it fine
Here's how to get promoted by the skin of your teeth.
Cordoba finished outside the play-off places in the Spanish Segunda division.
They qualified for the play-offs because Barcelona's B team finished in 3rd place, and are not allowed to compete. Cordoba only finished in 7th on goal difference.
In the first round of matches they played 'my' team Real Murcia, they could only draw at home 0-0, so it looked like Murcia would be in the final. No, Cordoba beat Murcia 2-1.
In the final, again they could only draw at home against Las Palmas, 0-0, in the return leg Las Palmas took the lead in the 48th minute and held the lead going into injury time. Sorry, time added on, Cordoba scored and won the tie on away goals. Promotion to the top division for the first time since 1972.
No 'local' derby with Hercules (Alicante) next season either, they finished bottom of the pile and will be relegated to the third tier after being relegated from the top tier in 2011.
& a Spanish football quiz question for you. Which 4 Madrid teams played in the Primera division last season? & will play again next season as none of them were relegated, that's ruled out 3 teams for you.
Cordoba finished outside the play-off places in the Spanish Segunda division.
They qualified for the play-offs because Barcelona's B team finished in 3rd place, and are not allowed to compete. Cordoba only finished in 7th on goal difference.
In the first round of matches they played 'my' team Real Murcia, they could only draw at home 0-0, so it looked like Murcia would be in the final. No, Cordoba beat Murcia 2-1.
In the final, again they could only draw at home against Las Palmas, 0-0, in the return leg Las Palmas took the lead in the 48th minute and held the lead going into injury time. Sorry, time added on, Cordoba scored and won the tie on away goals. Promotion to the top division for the first time since 1972.
No 'local' derby with Hercules (Alicante) next season either, they finished bottom of the pile and will be relegated to the third tier after being relegated from the top tier in 2011.
& a Spanish football quiz question for you. Which 4 Madrid teams played in the Primera division last season? & will play again next season as none of them were relegated, that's ruled out 3 teams for you.
The truth about UPS by UPSer
Looks like someone else is not happy
I have seen a lot of complaints about UPS and I have no doubt in my mind that they are correct. I work for UPS. They are the most self-centered, dishonest and discriminatory company as far as I know. As with lot of companies, the phrase “who you know is who you blow” applies here too. Having the unpleasant experience of being in the “pool” for part-time management promotion, it seems that all the candidates that are hired are young, inexperienced and should we say... less intelligent. And these people are managing the real people who are handling your packages and making the money for the upper management who decides where it is wasted... upper management of course!!!
It is funny to see when they are pinching minutes from the occupational (i.e. hourly employees) in order to save money and shoveling it to the management. But hey, that’s free enterprise procedure.
After having the experience of several years at UPS, they have literally liquidated my loyalty. I use to be loyal to UPS and do my job to the best, but today work is still done to the best, but the loyalty is gone. And this is due to the discriminatory and dishonest way of dealing with people. I got screwed in the process and I’m sure there are more to count. If I may say something that UPS did right, was the color they chose. It is brown, and it reflects the color of bullshit. BIG bullshit.
The troubles at UPS are endless. Employee turnover is horrible and since they are treating the people as they are, word gets around and eventually you run out of employees. But that is something that they are not concerned. Also, UPS wants to be the “safety organization of the world” but anything that is unsafe is usually ignored and even if acknowledged, it takes forever to fix it. So when you say UPS, might as well say “ooops...” .
So for all the people out there, you are NOT stuck with UPS. Use FedEx, USPS (United States Postal Services) or DHL. I was actually shocked to find out that FedEx “ground” is CHEAPER than UPS after they bought out a low cost package carrier. FedEx is more reliable in my mind and I cannot remember having complaint about them. Postal services have more alternatives than ever before and you can always check DHL references on-line. I am personally applying a job at DHL just for the challenge. I know that I can contribute to them or any other company more than I can to UPS. Knowledge increases the pain they say, and now I know what they meant by that. So please be noted that I do not like UPS just for the reason that I do know the truth.
http://www.complaintsboard.com/complaints/ups-c10313.html
Friday, 27 June 2014
Quotes - Stan Collymore
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Depression thrives on loneliness, anxiety and
isolation. Let's destroy it.
friendsinneed.co.uk @DepressionAll
Anxiety and isolation, I wonder where that could have affected me?
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Quotes - Vince Lombardi
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Change.....
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Ulrich J v Vuuren 웃 (@UlrichJvV) |
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There are three reasons why people want change .... #AllOfTheBelow
pic.twitter.com/xM76FidNHN
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I think I qualify
1 I have learned the true face of UPS behind the sham of its policies
2 Having been on anti-depressants for a number of years I have suffered.
3 Same old, same old UPS, which reminds me of something I forgot to post
Thursday, 26 June 2014
UPS vs. QI - quotes
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No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible. – STANISLAW
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I like this one.
I bet every single Manager, who is named in my case, doesn't feel responsible.
I bet every fraudulent Manager in UPS doesn't see himself/herself as a snowflake in the avalanche of dishonesty in UPS
Wednesday, 25 June 2014
An old but good one
Saturday, 21 June 2014
Mr. Motivator
Spain's take on Gerrard's performance
From the BBC Sport football gossip column today (21/6/14, or for ham shanks 6/21/14)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/gossip/
The actual page is here, it takes some finding, if you don't speak the lingo, as in Futbol, Resultados, select Group D, on Jornada 2 click the link that is the date of the match J-19/16 21:00
A big fat zero for Gerrard, and 2 for the flackmeister
From the BBC Sport football gossip column today (21/6/14, or for ham shanks 6/21/14)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/gossip/
England captain Steven Gerrard's display against Uruguay was so bad, according to Spanish newspaper AS, they did not give the midfielder, 34, a rating for his performance.AS.com
The actual page is here, it takes some finding, if you don't speak the lingo, as in Futbol, Resultados, select Group D, on Jornada 2 click the link that is the date of the match J-19/16 21:00
A big fat zero for Gerrard, and 2 for the flackmeister
Friday, 20 June 2014
England v Uruguay - In tweets
I found the game, & ITV's coverage extremely boring last night, so here's the game.
The game can be summed up by this.
1st 5 minutes
England player (Sturridge?) fails to anticipate keepers error - No goal
last 5 minutes
Suarez anticipates Gerrard's error - Goal
Pre-match sound bites
Both sides more intent on a quick feel than concentrating on the game
It doesn't matter what the game is there's always an excuse. We can't shoot, pass or tackle but it's not that the players are just crap.
Unable to string a series of passes together.
After all the hoo ha about Rooney playing out of position the expert Hoodle comes up with a classic.
Another couple of excuses, Rooney was unlucky with the free kick that went high and wide. That's not bad luck. He got under the header at the back post. That's either bad technique or the cross wasn't good enough.
This sums up the England supporters and press. They just can't see that the team is rubbish.
Supporter on BBC breakfast summed it up, he was expecting an easy win. Why, they are ranked higher than us.
England still struggling to raise their game
Troubled twice at the near post from a corner, we never learn
Our passing ability continues to fail
Rooney with a chance in front of goal, I forget what the excuse was, but the commentator gave one.
Finally realise why it's all going pear shaped. Mr Motivator in a coma.
Just to sum up the season for me.
The answer to all England's problems doesn't last the game, what next?
Gerrard hacks down a Uruguayan player
Gerrard's first useful contribution? #EnglandvsUruguay
Just as I was about to quote a few phrases from the sketch, the unthinkable happens.
Rooney scores.
Mr. Invisible gets substituted, it's possible he contributed less than Gerrard
Suarez scores again
Looks like the realisation about Gerrard is being to set in
This has been used before, but it was apt.
Post match interview with Phil Jagielka
and a few post match quotes
Jon & I in line for a call up to ITV
The game can be summed up by this.
1st 5 minutes
England player (Sturridge?) fails to anticipate keepers error - No goal
last 5 minutes
Suarez anticipates Gerrard's error - Goal
Pre-match sound bites
Mike Whitehead
Monotone monologues
#EnglandvsUruguay
#itv
I'm sure we were going to be learning the National Anthem
Uruguay win the anthems & look up for it. We don't seem to have the script. It's only the national anthem.
#EnglandvsUruguay
I wasn't the only one
Retweeted by Mike Whitehead
You look at Brazil and Chile blaring out there anthems. Then look at our lot mumbling their way through it #eng
#worldcup
#worldcup
Out tackled, out passed, out harrassed
We're half a yard slower
#EnglandvsUruguay
Both sides more intent on a quick feel than concentrating on the game
Some serious groping going on in the box
#EnglandvsUruguay
It doesn't matter what the game is there's always an excuse. We can't shoot, pass or tackle but it's not that the players are just crap.
Why can't the commentator just say that was crap?
There's always a little rider, it sat up, bobbled, got under his feet, came rather awkward
Our superstars taking it easy, one decent pass from Gerrard
After all the hoo ha about Rooney playing out of position the expert Hoodle comes up with a classic.
Note to England
You're in white
It's a clue
That's who you pass to
#EnglandvsUruguay
Now Rooney 's too central
#hoddle
Another couple of excuses, Rooney was unlucky with the free kick that went high and wide. That's not bad luck. He got under the header at the back post. That's either bad technique or the cross wasn't good enough.
Hoddle, shut up, he missed the target........twice, that's not unlucky
#rooney10
This sums up the England supporters and press. They just can't see that the team is rubbish.
Supporter on BBC breakfast summed it up, he was expecting an easy win. Why, they are ranked higher than us.
Retweeted by Mike Whitehead
Gerrard lost the ball, Johnson failed to close down Cavani, Jageilka lost Suarez. But one man will be blamed.
Retweeted by Mike Whitehead
#ENG appear to be playing with the same urgency that we mumbled the National Anthem. Perhaps they might practice that too in the future.
appear to be playing with the same urgency that we mumbled the National Anthem. Perhaps they might practice that too in the future.England still struggling to raise their game
Come on, at least go out in a blaze of glory, not a whimper
#EnglandvsUruguay
Troubled twice at the near post from a corner, we never learn
Embarrassing at corners
#EnglandvsUruguay
Retweeted by Mike Whitehead
Looking at England's performance so far like..
We lose possession, Uruguay score.
Uruguay lose possession we make 1 pass & lose it
#EnglandvsUruguay
Rooney with a chance in front of goal, I forget what the excuse was, but the commentator gave one.
24 feet to aim at & it's straight at the keeper
#rooney10
#EnglandvsUruguay
Finally realise why it's all going pear shaped. Mr Motivator in a coma.
Sussed it
Gerard's teamtalk sent them all to sleep
#EnglandvsUruguay
Just to sum up the season for me.
Can it get any worse?
Moyes
Utd 7th
Rooney playing like Shrek at the World Cup
Suarez scores
Woe is me :-(
Sunday League Footy
England's back 4 looking at each other like..
The answer to all England's problems doesn't last the game, what next?
Gerrard hacks down a Uruguayan player
Gerrard's first useful contribution? #EnglandvsUruguay
Not Match of the Day
Waiting for Wayne Rooney to score a World Cup goal.
Rooney scores.
This is the footballing equivalent of Python's parrot sketch
Until halfway through that text
Lambert for Henderson ?
Was he playing?
Suarez scores again
Uruguay ranked 7th
Italy ranked 9th
England ranked 10th
What did you expect?
Retweeted by Mike Whitehead
Fucked Liverpool's title challenge. Fucked England's World Cup campaign. Why always you Steve?
Retweeted by Mike Whitehead
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I suppose we have to be grateful Suarez wasn't full fit." - Adrian Chiles
SACK HIM NOW ITV!!!
This has been used before, but it was apt.
Steven Gerrard's heat map.
Post match interview with Phil Jagielka
Jagielka, what game do you think you were playing in
#talkingbollocks
Retweeted by Mike Whitehead
Uninspiring manager uninspiring captain , the only world class thing about England are the fans who blindly follow this shit the world over
Retweeted by Mike Whitehead
“Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.”
Retweeted by Mike Whitehead
@mikebreakfast it's not Suarez who has put #ENG in this position. It's #ENG inability to defend or score. They only have themselves to blame
in this position. It's #ENG inability to defend or score. They only have themselves to blameJon & I in line for a call up to ITV
- Just parking this for later on. a December 2013 prediction: https://twitter.com/jonboyes/status/409008386039369728 … #ENG
- @jonboyes Looks like someone agreed with you. I predict 2-1
- @MikeWhiteheadSB Yep I think we're qualified now.. :-)
Jon Boyes
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