Well, they did ask for it

UPS @UPS A great deal of power and truth can be found in a quote. What’s your favorite inspirational quote?   01:46 PM - 15 Jun 13   Reply Retweet Favorite

What would UPS know about truth?

We're close to finding out that they're as bent as a nine bob note.

There are a few quotes here

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